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Be Fore-Warned! This entry may kill some of your tastebuds (or something else, or worst, somebody)!

Yes. I was just admitted to the Ipoh hospital. But please do not be overly worried nor panic. I'm sure everything will turn out all right. Here's why I'm absolutely sure I'll be ok:

It's just that I have not been able to go to sleep or take my usual naps properly the past two days. Whenever it was time to sleep or take a nap, my entire being would just freeze up. My eyes and mouth would be wide open but I would not be conscious of what is happening. After a short* while, I would be relaxed and would have no recollection of what had just happened. It was as though nothing had really happened. I would then wake up in my usual way and behave as I usually do until it's that time again - to sleep or take a nap.

The hospital attendant who attended to me says that I will need to be transferred to the KL branch for detailed observation and diagnosis. I understand that they would only transfer me over after the KL administrative staff over there has confirmed the available date and time of admission with the local staff. They informed me that it would usually take a few days before my admission is confirmed. Meanwhile I'll be happily (and possibly very lonesomely) stuck here in Ipoh.

Fear not! For I'm used to situations like this as I have be brought as such - a long** ranger.

I was also told by the attendant to exercise great patience because the entire process from admission to being discharge plus interstate transfer would on the average only take about one month. However, it should be quicker to solve the mystery of a case like mine, especially if there were other similar if not the same case as mine. come to think of it, the attendant did not assure me whether there were other similar cases. He did however remind me that it is the current practice to diagnose, and discharge within thirty days. In fact, they guarantee they will come up with a proper diagnosis of my situation within fourteen days.

Well, I do hope that they will be true to their word. Especially so when I'm covered by insurance. As long as it was not my fault or due to negligence, I need not pay a single cent for any treatment rendered.

I really do hope that I can be cured or at least be discharged in time for the Scripture Union Chinese Tweens Camp from 21-24 November this year to fulfill my obligations and perform my assigned duties. If not, then who else will be able to replace me? There is just no one else to the best of my knowledge as capable as I am to capture the essence of the moment. After all, I am the one and only in all creation who was designed specifically for this purpose. I am Canon Powershot S2 IS ;p

*about 18 seconds

** 48x zoom (12x optical zoom + 4x digital zoom)

Heh heh, I thought it'll quite amusing to write something like this. Since I've taken quite some time and effort to write it, why keep it to myself? I should share it with the whole world! And that's what I just did :D

I recall a similar article printed in the BeritaSU a few years back which caused ruckus brought about by some "humour-less" readers. If you haven't read it (it may just have been the catchy header, not article), guess which CURRENT SU staff wrote it? It's definitely not me! I'm an expired staff, ok! Special prize for the first correct guess via email to ...[at]...[dot]...[dot]... (email deleted to protect privacy of receiver).

I'm sure you know what to with the [at] and [dot]. If not, definitely you won't win any prize. Not that there's any prize to give away in the first place :p

# posted by deputt : 8:59 PM